The Bearded Podcase
Two bearded bros with unique perspectives and stories to tell
Two bearded bros with unique perspectives and stories to tell
The Bros met in 2005 in Mr. Albright's Biology class. Though you will come to find that each Bro has a conflicting story about how they met, they can both agree that this was the beginning of a blossoming beardship.
Throughout the years the Bros have shared mutual interests. Some of those include making stupid home movies, eating a lot of pizza and drinking a lot of Mountain Dew, criticizing movies, golfing, growing their beards, and most recently, creating the Bearded Bros Podcase.
Dan was raised by his grandmother in Northeast Ohio for most of his life. He grew up being a straight and narrow path walker and in fact, his grandma would take him to church five times a week... Yes, FIVE TIMES a week.
That all changed the day he sat down next to the last kid available in Mr. Albright's biology class. Bonz was an "I don't give a shit" kind of guy and that quickly began to open Dan's eyes to the magnificent world of giving less and less fucks.
The two bros quickly became close friends as they realized they had so many common interests including but not limited to comedy, eating terrible food, T&A, and video games.
Even though Dan has gotten married and had two children, he has stayed committed to growing his beard and being a friend to Bonz... In that order.
One spring day in 1988 in Northeast Ohio, a fully bearded child was born. With months of thought beforehand, his parents had decided to name him Bonz. His parents didn't give much of a shit about him, so just like Dan, he was raised by his grandparents.
As the bearded child grew, he enjoyed many things. By the age of 5 he was doing podcases. By 10 he was driving diesel pickup trucks. And by the age of 15, he had already slept with 37 different women.
Throughout his life, Bonz's grandmother tried to pressure Christianity on the young man, but in his heart he knew that Jesus wasn't real. When he sat down next to Danfzzl in biology and became friends, he made it his mission to convince this bro of the same.
These days, Bonz enjoys his career as an IT professional, voluptuous women, towing large objects behind his diesel truck, playing video games, boats, and a nice glass of whiskey.